I’ve been pretty busy lately, it’s my own doing…I seem to put the PRO in Procrastinate. But I did have time to answer the phone just now; I had to share the cool new lingo being used in Illinois!
Me: KSOM KS95.7
Caller: Hey is Bill in?
Me: He is not; he’s at a meeting over lunch.
Caller: OK, when do you expect him to return?
Me: I assume 1:15ish.
Caller: Great! I’ll call him this Aft.
Me: Who the &%$@ doesn’t have time to say “Afternoon”? Where the hell is 773 area code from, I bet it’s some West Coast idiot.
Me: I guess Illinois is a little faster paced than Southwest Iowa, who knew…why am I talking out loud to myself? Boobies. Heh.
This was the entire conversation. I think those specialists my mom took me to when I was a kid missed something…