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Lia Knight
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Frank Rizzo

I scare myself sometimes.

I’ve been pretty busy lately, it’s my own doing…I seem to put the PRO in Procrastinate. But I did have time to answer the phone just now; I had to share the cool new lingo being used in Illinois!



Me: KSOM KS95.7

Caller: Hey is Bill in?

Me: He is not; he’s at a meeting over lunch.

Caller: OK, when do you expect him to return?

Me: I assume 1:15ish.

Caller: Great! I’ll call him this Aft.

Me: Ok?

Caller: Thanks!

Hang up.

Me: Who the &%$@ doesn’t have time to say “Afternoon”? Where the hell is 773 area code from, I bet it’s some West Coast idiot.

Google: Illinois

Me: I guess Illinois is a little faster paced than Southwest Iowa, who knew…why am I talking out loud to myself? Boobies. Heh.


This was the entire conversation.  I think those specialists my mom took me to when I was a kid missed something…